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Bond casting director reassures distressed fans that 007 will always be a white boy

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James Bond will always be a white-first, penis-forward franchise, according to the woman who cast the last 14 movies. Despite some criticism that the face of England’s declining empire should be more inclusive toward those living in its crumbling nation, Debbie McWilliams, the casting director who’s been doling out 007 assignments for the last four decades, says the character won’t be recast as a non-white, non-cisgender man. “No, I don’t think so,” McWilliams said during a talk at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival, per The Hollywood Reporter. “Ian Fleming wrote a character, and that’s the character that stays.” 

McWilliams began working on the Bond films during the Roger Moore era, casting Bonds from Dalton through Craig. During that time, contrary to McWilliams’ claim that Fleming’s character is the one “that stays,” Bond has been modernized in recent decades. Perhaps due to the ravages jaundice would surely have on Bond’s ivory white skin, gone is the three-pack-a-day smoker, who enjoys the “Balkan mixture with a high nicotine content” and a “daily consumption of alcohol in the region of half a bottle of spirits of between sixty and seventy proof,” that Fleming describes in Thunderball. He’s also less prone to commenting on how young, girlish, and innocent the women he pursues are, but we digress. 

While McWilliams doesn’t have an opinion of which U.K.-based white boy du jour will hold the PPK next (“I neither know, and I have no opinion”), she promises that his license to kill isn’t going away. “You’ve got to think that he could pick a gun up and shoot you,” she says. She also maintains that “there’s not a set rule” as long as Bond is a caucasian with a phallus. “It’s whoever fits the bill, and frankly, it will be different for different directors and different producers—and it’s about to change dramatically.” But not too dramatically. Like most people who look like they can pick up a gun and shoot you, Bond will always be white and male.



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DMack
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the people I know who still care about james bond will have to find something else to whine about now
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Letterboxd in danger of becoming Rotten Tomatoes

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There was a time when Rotten Tomatoes was actually kind of helpful. A time before audience reviews, troll campaigns, and weighted scores that mean a five out of 10 can be both Fresh and Rotten. It was a time before it was gobbled up by IGN, once a subsidiary of the Fox Corporation, and later swallowed by Comcast—now Versant after Comcast cut its non-streaming entities loose for not providing shareholders with the growth they deserve. The result was a platform that’s more favorable to studios than the quality of their work, where scores grow steadily higher every year and supposed audiences can quality-wash Melania

It all points to a conflict of interest between the platform and the entities it’s supposed to view with caution at best and objectivity at worst. Another site might be repeating Rotten Tomatoes’ absorption into corporate America’s reality distortion field. According to a new report from Puck, Letterboxd, the social media site devoted entirely to audience scores, is on the market for a buyer. Among those participating in initial discussions—and the report’s author, Matthew Beloni, stressed that these are initial talks—are the types of corporate nation-states that would benefit from strong word of mouth: Studios. Puck reports that Netflix, Sony Pictures, and Paramount joined Letterboxd’s “meet and greets.” Of course, there’s also the typical private equity interest from RedBirdCapital, which has been partially financing the Ellison Hollywood buy-up through its stake in Paramount Skydance. But don’t count Rotten Tomatoes out. In April, Semafor noted that Versant is interested, less than a year after launching Rotten Tomatoes’ Letterboxd clone.  

Letterboxd exploded in popularity during the pandemic, growing to more than 26 million users and creating a clear pathway for marketers to talk to theatergoers. Letterboxd’s marketing apparatus, with its “Four Favorites” videos, has become a staple of press tours for movies big and small. Not to mention its consensus-building abilities that could be easily finessed should its owners wish. The company was purchased by the Canadian holding company Tiny in 2023, taking a 60% stake in the platform. Belloni reports that it could hit a $250 million valuation, a high price, he comments, for a site that doesn’t generate much revenue, which has never stopped anyone before.



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guhhhh
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Maybe It Will Happen Today

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On Friday, I got a bee in my bonnet that this t-shirt should exist and so I made it and now you can buy it. The shirt is simple, straightforward, $25 (+s&h), and ships all over the world.

A promotion. Making a new friend. Or the big cork-popping event; you know the one. Today could be the day!

Maybe it’ll even happen before the shirt reaches your mailbox! We should be so lucky.

Thanks to Dan Cederholm at SimpleBits for his Free Lunch font and to Fourthwall for handling the shopping, printing, and fulfillment.

Oh, and I also zhuzhed up the Goods page, where you can still get the Hypertext, Process, and Choppke’s tees. More fine not-hypertext products to come soon.

Tags: fashion · kottke.org

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Half-Life 2 in the browser

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a quirky WebGL port by a high school student, check it out before it disappears

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The character models' pupils didn't load for me, but otherwise it's more responsive than anything I've ever used in the browser at work
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Star Fox 'Fighting Storms in Titania'

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ReMix of Star Fox (SNES) by Rotten Eggplant, pixelseph.
Original soundtrack by Hajime Hirasawa.



Download audio: https://iterations.org/files/music/remixes/Star_Fox_Fighting_Storms_in_Titania_OC_ReMix.mp3
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cssQuake

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Quake in the browser without WebGL, it uses PolyCSS to render textured 3D meshes in the DOM with CSS

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DMack
21 days ago
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That's a new one to me. Plays surprisingly well. Now use the web audio API to synthesize all the sound effects in real time
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