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#cracked face, pickle, eraser, lighthouse, and more
#So I went to root cellar. They had plums on special. I see a box of kiwis, it says 3.99each. I see a small box of 8 figs. Says 3.99each. Hold up. Got the the counter. ECAH FRUIT. Almost 40$ for 8 kiwis and another 40 for 8 figs. You want to tell me it's 80$ for 16 fruit? Can't deal. If Canadian "local" stores are unaffordable I'll just have to go to an American one (Walmart).
And before you berate me for being unpatriotic or unethical blah blah. Good for you if you make enough money to be able to afford luxuries. What you think is cheap or affordable isn't to others. I work my ass of working 2 jobs while doing a master's degree juat to get by. I don't have the luxury of spending more money just to say I'm buying local, or I'm boycotting America. I don't care. Ain't nobody got time for that.
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James Bond will always be a white-first, penis-forward franchise, according to the woman who cast the last 14 movies. Despite some criticism that the face of England’s declining empire should be more inclusive toward those living in its crumbling nation, Debbie McWilliams, the casting director who’s been doling out 007 assignments for the last four decades, says the character won’t be recast as a non-white, non-cisgender man. “No, I don’t think so,” McWilliams said during a talk at the Karlovy Vary International Film Festival, per The Hollywood Reporter. “Ian Fleming wrote a character, and that’s the character that stays.”

There was a time when Rotten Tomatoes was actually kind of helpful. A time before audience reviews, troll campaigns, and weighted scores that mean a five out of 10 can be both Fresh and Rotten. It was a time before it was gobbled up by IGN, once a subsidiary of the Fox Corporation, and later swallowed by Comcast—now Versant after Comcast cut its non-streaming entities loose for not providing shareholders with the growth they deserve. The result was a platform that’s more favorable to studios than the quality of their work, where scores grow steadily higher every year and supposed audiences can quality-wash Melania.

On Friday, I got a bee in my bonnet that this t-shirt should exist and so I made it and now you can buy it. The shirt is simple, straightforward, $25 (+s&h), and ships all over the world.
A promotion. Making a new friend. Or the big cork-popping event; you know the one. Today could be the day!
Maybe it’ll even happen before the shirt reaches your mailbox! We should be so lucky.
Thanks to Dan Cederholm at SimpleBits for his Free Lunch font and to Fourthwall for handling the shopping, printing, and fulfillment.
Oh, and I also zhuzhed up the Goods page, where you can still get the Hypertext, Process, and Choppke’s tees. More fine not-hypertext products to come soon.
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